Ha Ha! You Suck, I rock!

It is no secret that Ima big Android fanboy. Heck, my first article on AndroidGuys was about me, when I exactly that , and I even shared my dolls collection of memorabilia with you .
In the last weeks poll asked you to complete the following sentence: You can be the Android fanboy if
Judging by the turnout, the community Android has a pretty decent sense of humor(as opposed to some other fruity fanboys) Although we had several hundred responses, Im just going to a few here. Some funny, some Well, lets just say that there were certainly a few that were not relevant( SICK! Some of you are sick!) For posting here. These have been omitted(I never imagined fanboys fruit is able to do it!) Here.
So, without further ado, I bring you, You Might Be Android Fanboy When
Youll find yourself pressing the TV screen trying to add a widget. to use the layers to find the second bathroom history. will appear in West Side Story-style dance fight with iPhone users. ask the women, which comes from the application. Hello android fan fiction involving the spread of the Smurfs, and Steve Jobs as Garagmel. You own Android T-shirt for each day of the week. When asked your favorite celebrity, you can say cyan. You dig someone on Digg crowing about their iPhone! You Google the loo(toilet). Hello Android linen. You can sell your soul to N1, because all the cool kids have. you actually use the Google wave. see some work in your dreams. You can yell at people buying apples at the grocery store. Ive never had to jailbreak the phone only to call. Your first time inclusion of Nexus was one of them gains in the bootloader. Thinking, trix are for the green robot. You electirc sheep.(I like it, good job. Scotty) still willing to use the G1. android guys read more than an application at work. AndroidGuys check every day. bought Android Pillow. Can not wait to get up every morning to go to the updates and applications on the market. You are always showing the iPhone friends things they can do, and then, saying: But truly, iphone too! so dont feel bad. You fantasize about flying patterns in the air. You can laugh when someone falls precious iPhone. to prove that something Apple is irritating. to cancel the purchase because the company has the iPhone app, but not Android app! You can withdraw your android whenever it near or at the Apple Store The first thing you touch in the morning last thing at night is not your girlfriend You own android phones more than you line services. Do you have Bluetooth in one ear bud, ear bud in the second and Google Maps with the system while driving down the road. Cliq Just bought a month ago and youre still going to buy Nexus One. You bleed green. Chargers to wear a belt. G1 sciphones Fake blood boil to make and send to DROIDRAGE! to find my girlfriend less attractive because of its lack of metal parts and the skin is green.
Thanks Kamlyn, DaBlackAnarch, Matthew Fury, and Patience for their contributions. As I said, some are good. Some of them are yeah. I bet you guys can do better in the comments. Yes, you want to continue?
(Art beautifully made by www.AndroidSwag.com to buy the things you guys are great.)

Via: You may Android Fanboy If
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